teapayne:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

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trangst:

"i’m not white i’m greek"

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sinclairsolutions:

I’ve found where I truly belong

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gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

sully-s:

Egyptian Mermaid 

sully-s:

Egyptian Mermaid 

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

renegademessiah:

aladone:

aladone:

aladone:

aladone:

This sophomore that has had a crush on me since last year just snapchatted me and said he saw a pornstar and thought it was me…but then realized it wasn’t like wtf this is so weird?????

you know what really attracts women

telling them they look like porn stars

yeeeeup

Thanks for your input Carlos <3

aladone:

aladone:

aladone:

aladone:

This sophomore that has had a crush on me since last year just snapchatted me and said he saw a pornstar and thought it was me…but then realized it wasn’t like wtf this is so weird?????

http://porn.im.44b87300.8649264.cdn.xvideos.com/videos/3gp/3/9/0/xvideos.com_3908e1bb9033292fdc6428872e3ced7d.mp4?e=1409549239&ri=1024&rs=85&h=d74ade8354d68b65e31e576fa2a37ac9

HE SENT ME THE LINK OMG THAT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE ME

HE JUST SAID ‘if you wanna make one to compare I don’t mind’ IM SO SICK OF BOYS WTF IS THIS CRAP

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OK BYE

I TOLF MY FRIEND AND HE CAME BACK SAYING THE SAME SHIT THIS KID SAID WTF IS WRONG WITH BOYS.

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algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

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theteenpauladeen: Ewww I'm so sorry

IM SORRY TOO

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nickjonasvevo: ew tell him to chill

IM SO DONE LIKE UDEK

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aladone:

aladone:

aladone:

This sophomore that has had a crush on me since last year just snapchatted me and said he saw a pornstar and thought it was me…but then realized it wasn’t like wtf this is so weird?????

http://porn.im.44b87300.8649264.cdn.xvideos.com/videos/3gp/3/9/0/xvideos.com_3908e1bb9033292fdc6428872e3ced7d.mp4?e=1409549239&ri=1024&rs=85&h=d74ade8354d68b65e31e576fa2a37ac9

HE SENT ME THE LINK OMG THAT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE ME

HE JUST SAID ‘if you wanna make one to compare I don’t mind’ IM SO SICK OF BOYS WTF IS THIS CRAP

OK BYE

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onlylolgifs:

Love at first touch.