harajukuspice:

*post gets sudden burst of notes*

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

mynamekyle:

I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot

ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

life-is-a-bitch-man:

Do you know the physical and mental pain and torture someone must be going through in order to starve, cut, purge or even consider suicide? No? Well then i highly suggest you shut the fuck up.

stylishirish:

something about niall’s txf tour outfit always seemed familiar to me and i finally figured it out 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise

dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

johnnybooboo:

I’M GOING INTO HIBERNATION

WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

randyfromchasevisa:

do re me fa so la ti do