haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

sorry:

tumblr will not be accessible on the 29th, 30th and 31st of February please reblog and spread the word

niceshirtdear:

When I.. Was BOrn….Devil saiD… “Ohh… ShiT..!!.. CompeTiTion..” 

niceshirtdear:

When I.. Was BOrn….Devil saiD… “Ohh… ShiT..!!.. CompeTiTion..” 

h0odrich:

friends who can tell you how stupid they think you’re being, and how much they disagree with your decision on something, but still stress that they support you in whatever you decide to do a truly a rare breed. those are people you should really hold on to, those are real ass friends

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cheekrub:

Appreciating Korra's Snark Facial Expressions
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bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

snazziest:

Me as a teacher grading papers

snazziest:

Me as a teacher grading papers

surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him

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kittehgohmoo:

I think everybody on this site has been that asshole that goes on somebody’s page and reblogs a ton of shit then leaves without following.

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”