notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

turtwink:

when he texts first <3

turtwink:

when he texts first <3

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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slattern:

hollywood sure has an easy time finding brown and black people to play terrorists, thugs, drug dealers, gangsters, servants, “barbarians”, hypersexualized or desexualized caricatures but all of a sudden you need a lead role and

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gosh where did they go i swear we put them here right after zero dark thirty??

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed