how 2 b a good defense lawyer

superduperhighschoolcookie:

step 1: yell objection a lot
step 2: slam on desks
step 3: have a ridiculous hairstyle

ithinkhessupermanrg3:

the kid in the background though 😂

ithinkhessupermanrg3:

the kid in the background though 😂

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

trillrosemafia:

blvck-qod:

stunningpicture:

Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965

Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.

Even back then

trillrosemafia:

blvck-qod:

stunningpicture:

Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965

Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.

Even back then

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

What is the six selfie thing???

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*
BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*

BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

Struggles of life.

Struggles of life.

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I feel like I’ve been drifting apart from everyone.

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themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

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whalegod:

garbagebagvevo:

whalegod:

there was a bug under the phone so my mom threw it outside.

okay but who still has a landline phone with a wire

well, we don’t anymore

whalegod:

garbagebagvevo:

whalegod:

there was a bug under the phone so my mom threw it outside.

okay but who still has a landline phone with a wire

well, we don’t anymore