peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

theists:

do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500% 

UGH COLLEGE IS JUST LIKE IB 

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porndirector:

rebgolg if your only like 7

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Anonymous: have u read the kite runner??? we just read it for school and r now doing essays on it, its actually really good

I’ve read all three of his books lol! A Thousand Splendid Suns is even better :) You should check it out!

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wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

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mapsontheweb:

Prevalence of “um” vs. “uh” in the United States

mapsontheweb:

Prevalence of “um” vs. “uh” in the United States

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clamperl:

he predicts the future

clamperl:

he predicts the future

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sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t
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